Bridge... The General Edwards bridge!
The Captain (Terry who?) of the boat (Blew by who?) didn't appreciate the fact that news of his mishap traveled fast to the SYC clubhouse!
Apparently, some insensitive fellow member posted the Lynn Item's picture in bulletin board and additional copies in the hallway by the telephone and the restroom!
Do not... DO NOT print this page! Do not ask Terry to sign it as an autograph!